Archive for ‘fox news’

July 5, 2011

Larry Johnson: “Yes, Obama is a Total Dick”

Over at the No Quarter blog, Larry Johnson explained why Barry Obama is in fact a dick. We’ve always been of the mind that he’s more like a really rude eunuch who feels the world has unfairly maligned him because he was castrated on the south-side of Chicago for wearing mom jeans to a pickup basketball game near Communist-sky park.

Regardless, Mark Halperin, who asked if there was a 7 second time delay before calling Obama a dick, is usually quite well-mannered. So what gives? Halperin is still an Obama crotch-sniffer, no matter what he says.

Of course, it’s true to say that Obama’s behavior was rude, but what’s new? He’s always been a divider-in-chief. He’s always been looking for ways to categorize the world into the have’s and the have-not’s. It’s what Liberals/Progressives/Democrats do.

The question is why did Halperin call him on it? Suspicious.

You have Chris Wallace on Fox News calling Bachmann a flake one week, and then the next week Halperin on MSNBC calls Obama a dick. Hmmm…

Was it all staged? Is this MSNBC sending a message to Fox News and the media critics: See! We’re rough on our ideological brethren too… *cough* once.

Or…did Obama have Halperin call him a dick just to give Teh Barry a sympathy bump in the polls?

Bachmann got some sympathy out of her dust up with Wallace, but Obama won’t get any love just because one of his stenographers called him a dick. Why? Because Obama did in fact act dickishly at his press conference. He was being a dick. Everyone knows it. The economy is headed for a second recessesion (or have we just been in one big, long depression, I don’t know), and Obama’s economic policies are the only reason we haven’t gotten out of it sooner. And at Obama’s presser he blamed, as usual, everyone but himself, and launched some bizarre and absurd attack on people who own corporate jets. Because, you know, they’re the evil one’s who are truly holding up this economic recovery. (AND they were the real culprits behind the death of O.J.’s ex-wife!)

Maybe it is an intentional set-up for a new media meme to his base: See! Obama has spine, and he can be a dick to Republicans when he needs to be! Don’t you dare sit out 2012!

July 2, 2011

RED EYE FLASHBACK: Red Eye Destroys MSM Over Their Coverage of Tea Parties

July 2, 2011

CONFIRMED: CNN HAS SPITZER TELEVISION DISEASE — Red Eye’s Ratings Are So Hot, They Make Conjunctivitis News Network Blush Fuchsia; CNN’s new tag-line: ‘the most trusted name amongst NY governors with herpetic lesions’?

Red Eye at 3am ET continues to destroy the primetime competition…at CNN. When will Roger Ailes give in and allow America to have the matchup 20 years in the making? Red Eye vs. The Daily Show (and The Colbert Report). Not since Ali-Frazier, right?

Well, as long as O’Reilly’s 11pm encore continues kicking everyone’s tail, it probably won’t happen (I suppose). The truth is people who turn in to the see The Factor at 11pm probably wouldn’t take too kindly to Red Eye’s tour de force of off-the-wall-edness.

The truth of the matter is that Red Eye is a better show than Stewart & Colbert combined. The trio of Greg Gutfeld, Bill Shultz, and Andy Levy is funnier and edgier than the same old, tired, easy, and boring clapping monkey routine from Stewart and Colbert.

As fans of Red Eye, we hope they never pass the midnight line into a PM slot. Why? Because we hate live studio audiences, we’d hate to lose the low-fi experimental feel of the show, and we don’t want to see Greg Gutfeld start doing cheap and easy jokes to satisfy his FNC bosses.

We also enjoy the illusion that these folks really and truly are in the FNC studio at 3 in the morning, and, if we so desired, we could just walk down the street and kidnap Andy Levy any time we wished and sell him into the eastern-European sex slave trade. How much would we ask for in return for Andy Levy? Not much. Maybe some Chicken n’ Rice on 53rd and 6th.

We’re celebrating the Fourth of July and Red Eye’s success with some of Red Eye’s golden moments over the past few years.

Without further adieu….Patti Ann Browne: