Archive for November 26th, 2011

November 26, 2011

KNOW YOUR MASK: The Guy Fawkes Edition

88% of OWS identify the masks as a character from “V for Vendetta”

78% of OWS participants think Guy Fawkes is a French porn star

44% of respondents wear the mask to hide horrible acne.

12% have gotten laid wearing just the mask during the 2 minute duration of intercourse.

We here at the Darjeeling Express are actually thankful for the Guy Fawkes mask, because the truth is Marxists, anarchists, and progressives in general are not very good looking people. We hope they all continue to fight the Man and express their individuality by wearing the same exact mask created for them by some corporation they hate.

We’re always amused by leftists co-opting traditions and symbols they don’t understand. Some of our other favorites:

Living in squalor and filth to emulate third world poverty.

Pretending to be into bland International cuisine.

The fascination with yoga and Hari Krishnas.

The Nazi Symbol

November 26, 2011


“I’ve written so many books the past few years,” said Morning Joe co-anchor Mika Brzezinski over milk and chocolate chip cookies. “It’s so wonderful to constantly challenge myself with my craft.”

“My latest book is definitely my most challenging project. It really gets to the core of who I am and what informs my belief system as a professional and objective news journalist with no bias whatsoever.”