LEFTIST: (Nervous laughter) “Hahaha…Obama is not a socialist!
Translation: (I hope they’re buying this) “Obama isn’t socialist enough!!’
LEFTIST: That’s ridiculous!!
Translation: I wish he was willing to forcefully take over the means of production in this country.
LEFTIST: I don’t know why people keep saying that.
Translation: I got so aroused when Obama said spreading the wealth around is good for everybody.
LEFTIST: Seriously, that’s ridiculous….hahaha
Translation: Oh well, this is the part where I unconvincingly pretend people are crazy for even thinking Obama might be left of center.”