LEFTIST TO ENGLISH TRANSLATOR: “Obama is not a socialist.”

LEFTIST:  (Nervous laughter) “Hahaha…Obama is not a socialist!

Translation: (I hope they’re buying this) “Obama isn’t socialist enough!!’

LEFTIST: That’s ridiculous!!

Translation: I wish he was willing to forcefully take over the means of production in this country.

LEFTIST: I don’t know why people keep saying that.

Translation: I got so aroused when Obama said spreading the wealth around is good for everybody.

LEFTIST: Seriously, that’s ridiculous….hahaha

Translation: Oh well, this is the part where I unconvincingly pretend people are crazy for even thinking Obama might be left of center.”


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