OBAMA HARD AT WORK ON DEBT CEILING; UPDATE: KISS OF DEATH CONTINUES — BARRY JINXES U.S. WOMEN’S SOCCER TEAM IN SHOOTOUT LOSS TO JAPAN; UPDATE: MICHELLE ANNOYED AT BARRY FOR DOUBLE-DIPPING THE RECESSION OR THE CHIPS?


IN FIT OF JEALOUSY, ENVY, AND NATIONAL GUILT, BARRY SUBCONSCIOUSLY JINXES YET ANOTHER TEAM’S ATTEMPT TO PURSUE EXCELLENCE THROUGH HARD-WORK, DISCIPLINE, AND EXPERIENCE. BARRY FAILS YET AGAIN TO GLOM OFF ON SOMEONE ELSE’S FEEL-GOOD STORY; APPROVAL RATING ON GALLUP AT 44%

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