MSM JOURNOLISTIC ORGY OF MEME: Captain Crotch-Shot Is Innocent of Underwear Boner Tweet Because the One Who Broke the Story Is Dreaded Nemesis: BREITBART!!!!!!!!!!

 CNN’s resident JournoLister and swinger, Jeffrey Toobin (no stranger to scandal himself), claimed that, in Crotch-shot’s defense, we should be suspicious of the Weinergate scandal for the simple fact that the individual who broke the story happens to be named Andrew Breitbart. So the moderator of journalistic integrity at CNN is a JournoLister, did I get that right?

In a story on MSNBC, Christopher Hayes also assumes the Weinergate story has no credibility simply because Breitbart is involved. In the MSNBC piece, Hayes backs up his claim by showing a clip of Toobin on CNN, earlier in the day, saying the same thing Hayes just said. Incidentally, Christopher Hayes was also a JournoLister. So basically you have two JournoListers throwing it back to each other and reinforcing each other’s points. Like some JournoListic version of Eschar’s mobius strip.

And then, halfway into Hayes’ Breitbart pile-on with Alex Wagner, she actually argues Breitbart’s point that Weiner has some peculiar contacts with young women on his Twitter page.

(BTW, Why do so many MSNBC anchors (commentators? dudes off the street? whatever they are) sound like such whiny teenagers?? Hayes is almost crying that the guest he invited on isn’t agreeing with him in lock-step.)

Wagner says we’ve convicted Weiner “without any evidence that any wrongdoing has occurred”. Heh heh….yeahhhh, okay…

Then Wagner contradicts Hayes for a second time, and the guy gets ever flustered. His voice cracking indicates to me that puberty is on the horizon for young Hayes.

Wagner says this whole scandal is part of “Andrew Breitbart’s agenda to ‘balance the ledger'” The ledger being the sex scandals of Democrats and Republicans. So Breitbart is balancing this ledger by forcing RepWeiner to Tweet his crotch-shot over the interwebs or by reporting it?

MSM (with fist in the air): Damn youuuu, BREITBART!!!!!!!!

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