Actor Jason Biggs, of American Pie fame, has the longest three minutes of his life. This video is the reason people shouldn’t speak about things they’ve done no due diligence on. A simple “honestly, I don’t know enough to give you an informed opinion” would suffice. Instead we get something as painful as the sight of his pasty derriere on a kitchen counter abusing a perfectly decent piece of pie.
HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES: Noted Pie-Humper Has Issues Forming Cogent Thoughts